How to find inner peace and calmness? Follow this simple advice from Dr. Phil:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before the morning was over I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how good I feel right now...that Dr. Phil knows what he's talking about.
3 comments:
This brought a huge grin to my face and some silent giggles...thanks for bringing mirth to the library!
Thanks for the encouragement to aim high. Dad and I are about to launch into a serious effort towards achieving that inner peace and calmness. Hmmm, I think we'll start with finishing up the ... mocha almond fudge ice cream :-)
Thanks for that, you really made me laugh!
(and I have a soft spot for Hickory Farms too - we used to give a big summer sausage to my grandpa every Christmas for ages. I thought about buying one a couple years ago and then looked at the nutritional information... *sigh*)
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