Well, the chance for it anyway! Mars chocolate is running a promotion called the Real Chocolate Relief Act. Every Friday (through 9/25/09) they are giving out 250,000 coupons for your choice of one single-sized package one of their brands of chocolate. (Participating candies are M&M'S, MILKY WAY, SNICKERS, 3 MUSKETEERS, TWIX and DOVE.) All you have to do is sign up!