Hat tip to Shannon for this one. :)
Do a Google search for "(Your Name) needs" and see what you get. Aren't my results fun?
Emily needs something new.
Emily needs a new computer.
Emily needs to be whipped into shape.
Emily needs eating companions around noon Wednesday!
Emily needs to wake UP!!
Emily needs to be saved.
Emily needs to find something that's her own to fulfill her.
Emily needs money.
Emily needs aesthetics.
Emily needs to write the way most people need to breath.
Emily needs a #1 fan.
Emily needs to steer clear of the negative.
Emily needs help with a decision.
Emily needs a series of exemptions to Harvard’s administrative rules.
And the very best one:
EMILY NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS NOW! WILL YOU PRAY?
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