"My house will never have toy guns inside.""My kids won't play war games."
"My kids will (in a nod to their being male) only use swords and bows/arrows to, um, kill things. But only animals."
My kids just turned their scabbards into automatic weapons.
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I think I need to figure out a workable philosophy on this one. I'm interested in what others have chosen to do. Leave a comment?